Hammer and Pickle 11:43 Sun Nov 23
Your pick-up advice
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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/nov/23/class-pickup-artist-women-male-anxiety-julien-blanc
I just found this lame beyond belief even for the Guardian, but it did lead me to consider what would be WHO's pick-up advice.
Well?
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mashed in maryland
5:44 Mon Nov 24
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Tha Julien Le Blanc is a creepy cunt tbf.
As for Dapper Laughs it's the biggest most obvious witch-hunt ever.
The entire argument over the PUA thing seems to be dominated by lesbians and virgins though so probably best to steer clear of the particulars.
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
5:01 Mon Nov 24
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Do you come here often?
(Whilst pointing at my pwoper facking stonking boner)
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Nicey
4:59 Mon Nov 24
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sanfrancis-co-uk 6:44 Mon Nov 24
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You were lucky it wasn't redknapp, he wouldn't even pull you off at half time.
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Mr Polite
4:31 Mon Nov 24
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Sit on my face i'll guess your weight
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Eerie Descent
4:24 Mon Nov 24
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Un-fertilised"
"No problem, I'll just pull out and spaff over your back"
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Hammer and Pickle
4:15 Mon Nov 24
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AS, geep's already said that but good advice all the same.
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Agent Scud
4:11 Mon Nov 24
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Bend your knees and keep your back straight.
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IsaacHock
11:08 Mon Nov 24
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My penis died last night. Would you mind if I buried it in your arsehole?
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Mr Polite
10:27 Mon Nov 24
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ag ag ag ag
Good work Royal.
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joe royal
8:02 Mon Nov 24
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I became a karate instructor - worked wonders
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Joke Whole
7:19 Mon Nov 24
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In the past I found the good old "Shure E-15" worked quite well.
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sanfrancis-co-uk
6:44 Mon Nov 24
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Monk~koknee 4:23 Mon Nov 24
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sanfrancis-co-uk 4:00 Mon Nov 24
".I missed 10 minutes of the second half."
Is that because you had to change ends?
Being treated as a sex object is depressing isn't it?
Yes mate it is.I only got married to get away from it.
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Coffee
5:27 Mon Nov 24
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Toyota
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balders
4:36 Mon Nov 24
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Keep trying the romantic line
You don't sweat much for a fat un
It will work one day 30 years of practice is starting to work
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Monk~koknee
4:23 Mon Nov 24
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sanfrancis-co-uk 4:00 Mon Nov 24
".I missed 10 minutes of the second half."
Is that because you had to change ends?
Being treated as a sex object is depressing isn't it?
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sanfrancis-co-uk
4:00 Mon Nov 24
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Monk~koknee 2:28 Mon Nov 24
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sanfrancis-co-uk 12:40 Mon Nov 24
Did you get an orange as well?
No mate but she did use the rest of her US dollars on me for the second half.
I felt used to be honest,especially after my mates were lobbing quarters in my bedroom window and bouncing of my head.Kinda puts you off your stroke.I missed 10 minutes of the second half.
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chim chim cha boo
3:30 Mon Nov 24
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'I'm off to Disneyland with The Make a Wish Foundation in a couple of weeks- if God spares me until then. I have...I have a heart condition. It's non communicable and I just want a final chance at intimacy before Abraham clutches me to his bosom. Please...please. *breaks down*. This is your chance to play the good Samaritan. I beg you. *cries hysterically*.
The chicks love that. Dirty cows.
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Monk~koknee
2:28 Mon Nov 24
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sanfrancis-co-uk 12:40 Mon Nov 24
Did you get an orange as well?
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Mr Polite
1:18 Mon Nov 24
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Do you like dragons?
Yes
Good because I'll be dragon my balls over your face tonight
This has never actually worked believe it not - most girls don't like dragons
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Spandex Sidney
1:08 Mon Nov 24
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
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